Let's get this out of the way.
Honestly, who really likes reading these things? Agents tend to write it as a third person to make it sound professional. We all know they're writing about themselves. Most of the time it's all B.S. but you know that.
So, that being said, I'll make this as gentle on you as possible. Yes, I am very accomplished in luxury real estate sales. Yes, I've had an extensive career. Yes, I can provide a wealth of knowledge about lifestyle markets and you wouldn't know that unless I mentioned it. OK, that's out of the way.
Hi, my name is Andrew Storms. Recently I relocated from the #1 Engel & Volkers shop in the world, and brought with me a huge network, world class marketing strategies, deep knowledge and incredible experience for you to use in your purchase or sale of luxury real estate...with lifestyle as the focus. I'm from New Zealand. Everything sounds good in an accent, even marketing luxury real estate. I call it how I see it.
Now let's talk about the biggest issue facing you at this time.
That would be options. Actually you have tens-of-thousands of options for real estate agents here in South Florida. Too many options are a hinderance and a time consuming pain in the ass. So to make this easy for you, pick three agents to meet, though make sure I am one of the three and you will realize why.
Yes, I'm accomplished in marketing and sales of luxury real estate that has spanned the globe. From ski homes in the Rocky Mountains, golf course estates in the Caribbean, to guiding clients through purchasing their second home and vacation property across the U.S. I know what I am doing, and fantastic at what I do. So I'll leave you with these few tidbits of information:
I'm a published author of "Castle to Kingdom",
A 200-page handbook helping buyers understand the dynamics of purchasing a second home, vacation property or relocating to a better lifestyle.
Featured on multiple TV shows: including HGTV, House Hunters International, Wealth TV and USA Today.
Founder of Kealink.com which is a boutique referral company referring top real estate advisors tailored to your interests.
A "Resort & Second-Home Specialist" (RSPS),
A member "Certified International Property Specialists" (CIPS),
and an "Accredited Buyer's Representative" (ABR).
I've worked over 50,000 specializing in luxury real estate that revolves around lifestyle.
I hope you found those few minutes harmless.
Once again, my name is Andrew Storms with Engel & Volkers.
Have an awesome day!